Want some Chinese?

Chinese.......everyday China is in the news....blogging censorship, sabre rattling over Taiwan, hell on almost every street corner there is a Chinese Buffet.
The cold reality that China is a major threat in a military sense, sinks in every time I click on CNN.
So I figured the day may come when I will need to speak some Chinese. Allow me to share with you some simple phrases I have learned. You too can learn in an easy 5 minutes.


English                                                     Chinese
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That is not right                                             Sum Ting Wong
Are you harbouring a fugitive                             Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP                                             Kum Hia
Stupid Man                                                     Yu Dum Mi
Small Horse                                                     Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach                             Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped the coffee table                             Ai Bang Mi Ni
I think you need a face lift                             Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here                                     Wai So Dim
I thought you were on a diet                             Wai Yu Mun Ching
This is a tow away zone                             No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week             Wai Yu Kum Nao
Staying out of sight                                     Lei Ying Lo
He is cleaning his automobile                             Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive                             Yu Stin Ki Pu
Great!!!                                                     Su Pah

See how simple it can be - practice this outloud as often as possible and before you know it - you will be a pro.
Have a nice day!!!!